Gilbert x Reader (Drabble)

You were at a club bar bored out of your mind. A Friday night and yet nobody to spend it with. The bar was full with couples and singles looking to mingle, but you just sat there with the look of boredom. As you swirled your martini around you saw in the corner of your eye someone sit next to you.
“1 German beer” he said.
You paid no intention after that, you were more interested in counting how many drinks you could get down, before you wouldn’t be able to walk home.
“Hey, there sexy lady~”
You furrowed your eyebrows in confusion. Someone calling you sexy? Was this person drunk out of their mind? You looked to your left to see it was that man that had sat next to you. White hair and scarlet eyes, tight clothes that obviously showed his ripped body.
“Uh, yes?” you replied to him still confused why he was talking to you.
He looked at you and had this playboyish smile.
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket, 'cus i can see myself in your pants."
You were glad you weren’t drinking anything because you couldn’t stop laughing after he said that.
“What? Was it that funny?” he asked looking at you grinning.
You couldn’t help, but smile a flirty grin.
“If you can see yourself in my pants, then why aren’t you already in them?”
You could see the man’s lust in his eyes.
“Gilbert” he said holding out his hand.
“____________” you said, and he led you to the unisex bathroom at the club.
Let’s just say you had a lot of fun, and hopefully nobody passing by heard you too. Hopefully.